Few things are more hilarious than what Google Translate tries to make of non-English languages. With that in mind, we should be keeping up on what it thinks Yu Darvish is saying in his post-game Tweets.
For instance, tonight:
ブルージェイズ戦に先発し、7回4安打1失点で4勝目をあげる事が出来ました。今日は真っすぐが走らなかったのでほとんど投げず、変化球で緩急をつけれました。 味方も援護してくれたので感謝です。応援ありがとうございました！
— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) May 1, 2012
I was able started against Blue Jays, raise the victory in four runs four hits and one seven times. Almost not throw today, so that did not run straight, at the breaking ball was wearing a Kankyu. So thank me is to also cover ally. Thank you for your support!
Raise the victory in four! Darvish has been Tweeting a synopsis of his starts every game, though, so we'll catch up on the previous four starts after the jump.
ヤンキース戦に先発し、8回1/3 7安打無失点で3勝目。制球も安定してましたし、緩急を使えました。 味方の好守にも助けられました。 次もしっかり投げたいと思います。 応援ありがとうございました！
— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) April 25, 2012
Started against the Yankees, win three hits and no runs in 1/3 7 8 times. It was also stable ball control was used to Kankyu. Was helped also by the side of Koshu. I want to throw next firmly. Thank you for your support!
6回1/3 2安打1失点で2勝目。 メジャーでも屈指の打線でしたが落ち着いて投げる事が出来ました。 打線の援護にも感謝です。自分でもちょっとずつ良くなってる実感はあるのでこのまま行きたいですね。 応援ありがとうございました！
— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) April 20, 2012
Runs two hits and one win in 1/3 2 6 times. I was able to calmly throw was one of the best hitters in the major. Thanks also to cover the offense is. I realize that I want to go this remains in my getting better little by little so. Thank you for your support!
ツインズ戦に先発し5回2/3 9安打2失点で勝ち負けつかず。 チームは6-2で勝ちました！ ヒットは打たれましたが内容は悪くなかったかな。 最後は四球で走者残したままマウンド降りたのは悔しかったですね。 でも毎回収穫はあるし、勉強出来てます。 応援ありがとうございました！
— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) April 14, 2012
Neutral hits and two runs in winning or losing 2/3 9 5 times and then started against Twins. The team won 6-2! I hit the content was not bad either, but was struck. Finally I got off the mound, leaving runners on balls is that it is mortifying. Every time I harvest some, but not be able to study. Thank you for your support!
5回2/3 8安打5失点で1勝目。 調子は最悪でしたが粘り強く、気持ちも強く持って投げました。毎年最初の登板は気持ちと身体が一致せず苦労してるな〜。 でも打線が4本塁打で逆転してくれて勝てました！ チームが勝って良かった！
— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) April 10, 2012
Hits and five runs in a win 2/3 8 5 times. Tenaciously, but was the worst condition, with strong feelings threw. First outing every year - I have a hard time feeling and the body does not match. Was reversed in the home run beat me but four batters! I'm glad they won the game team!