Thanks to the beauty of .gifs, the smallest things an NBA player does on a court can now be painstakingly analyzed.
And upon further review, we've got evidence of a total dick move Vince Carter pulled on Rudy Gay during the Dallas Mavericks game against the Memphis Grizzlies last week.
Click past the jump for the video:
Everyone has days where a particular meal did funky things in their mouth. A normal person would probably just wash their mouth or brush their teeth, but Vince decided that he needed it to share it the world.
So he walks up to Gay, about a foot from his face, and blows on him. Gay reacts incredulously, but the real give-away is Vince's smirk after the fact.
He's lucky he didn't try that on Tony Allen.