Christopher Fittz


Christopher Fittz was born and raised in the gambling haven of Northwest Louisiana in a house that was paved over and became a casino parking lot. In Northwest Louisiana, the Dallas area teams are the home team. Now aged 27, he resides in Oakland, CA where he masquerades as a comedy writer who happens to write for Lone Star Ball and SB Nation Dallas. He finds a lot of humor in sports. He isn't a virgin. Email him at apoplecticfittz@gmail.com


Things We Learned In Miami

Series Review: The Texas Rangers sweep the Florida Marlins - Find out how the Rangers went to Florida and came out with their high point of the season.

Congratulations, Michael Young

Michael Young has surpassed Ivan Rodriguez tonight for most hits in Texas Rangers franchise history with 1,748.↵↵It’s absolutely fitting that the hit was a single that drove in two...

Series Review: What We Learned in Milwaukee

A look back at the Rangers series against the Milwaukee Brewers. There were cars on the field, cups on the warning track, and ghost in the hotel. But in the end, the Rangers escaped with a series win.

Jim Joyce: Baseball's Best Umpire?

According to a poll of 100 Major League players conducted by ESPN, 53 of the players consider Jim Joyce to be the best umpire in baseball. Which would be fine if this were a poll taken a month ago....

What We Learned Against Seattle

Most importantly, this happened: After taking three of four, the Mariner now need a miracle akin to resurrection to get back in the race. And I've never believed in zombies. If nothing else, one...

World Cup Predictions

Hopefully you have been reading Liam's excellent previews of the World Cup Groups here on SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth. And while the DFW area might not be a Soccer Mecca the likes of England or...

Rangers Go For Upside, Signability‎ In First Round Of 2010 MLB Draft

  If you weren't convinced the Rangers were broke before the night began, you probably have reason to be today. Welcome to the "...considering the limitations" draft. With their first pick (15...

What we learned against Tampa Bay

The Rangers series win against Tampa helps to prove an old adage in baseball; any given Sunday. Wait, that's football. But the point stands. There's a reason the MLB Playoffs are considered...

Big Game Hunter

That was a pretty big game for Tommy Hunter. If you were to pinpoint the major issue with the Rangers starters so far this year, it has been efficiency. The starters are currently not getting...

What we learned in Chicago

Thoughts on the Texas Rangers 2-1 series win @ Chicago White Sox: When Meatloaf sang Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad, I don't supposed he was talking about a road baseball series, but he might as well...

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