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Christopher Fittz

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Christopher Fittz was born and raised in the gambling haven of Northwest Louisiana in a house that was paved over and became a casino parking lot. In Northwest Louisiana, the Dallas area teams are the home team. Now aged 27, he resides in Oakland, CA where he masquerades as a comedy writer who happens to write for Lone Star Ball and SB Nation Dallas. He finds a lot of humor in sports. He isn't a virgin. Email him at apoplecticfittz@gmail.com

MOST RECENT POSTS

What We Learned In Boston

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The Rangers faced off against the Red Sox in Boston with something to prove. They came away with a series win to show they're not going quietly.

What We Learned Against Baltimore

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↵Otherwise, this series never happened.↵Move along.↵

Rangers GM Jon Daniels' Future Uncertain Depending On Sale Outcome

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Ken Rosenthal of Fox Sports is reporting that Jon Daniels has an out clause in his contract that would allow him to leave the Rangers if they are sold.↵The Rangers’ mess could cost them their...

What We Learned Against Cleveland

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The Rangers took two of three from the Cleveland Indians in one of the more bizarre series in franchise history. And trust me, this is the franchise that won 10 Cent Beer Night.

What We Learned Against Chicago

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Perhaps the Rangers didn't get enough rest in Anaheim because they came home and slept on the White Sox.

Why The 2010 All Star Game Is Exciting

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When I was a kid, I loved the All Star Game. Seeing the greats of the game line up on the chalk as they were announced in some far off National League city was so exotic and wonderful.↵This was...

What We Learned In Anaheim

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What We Learned In Anaheim - The Rangers leave Southern California none the worse for wear

What We Learned Against Houston (Again)

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How did the Rangers fair against the Astros in the finale of yet another Interleague season and the final leg of the Lone Star Series? Perhaps just well enough to secure themselves a shiny shoe.

What We Learned Against Pittsburgh

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I'm running out of things to say about what we're seeing in the most wonderful way ever. 11 straight Rangers wins. Three straight Rangers series sweeps. Seven straight series wins. One game back of...

What We Learned In Houston

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What we learned in Houston - The Rangers finished their trip across the National League with their best road trip in team history.

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