Christopher Fittz


Christopher Fittz was born and raised in the gambling haven of Northwest Louisiana in a house that was paved over and became a casino parking lot. In Northwest Louisiana, the Dallas area teams are the home team. Now aged 27, he resides in Oakland, CA where he masquerades as a comedy writer who happens to write for Lone Star Ball and SB Nation Dallas. He finds a lot of humor in sports. He isn't a virgin. Email him at apoplecticfittz@gmail.com


What We Learned Against New York

The Rangers slayed a mental dragon on their way to sweeping the best team in baseball to put their postseason aspirations back on track.

What We Learned In Toronto

The Rangers survived Canada and come home with an honest to goodness winning streak in their pocket.

Mark Prior Signs Minor League Deal With Rangers

According to T.R. Sullivan, and other sources on Twitter, the Rangers have signed Mark Prior to a minor league contract.↵Obviously, this move was made with an eye toward 2011 and beyond as...

What We Learned In Kansas City

Although more of a struggle than perhaps we expected, the Rangers won the series against the Royals and upped their lead in the AL West.

Rangers Reportedly STILL Interested In Mike Lowell

To piggy back on the rumor below from Robbie, the Rangers are also in talks with the Red Sox yet again about 3B/1B/Old Man Mike Lowell according to T.R. Sullivan. ↵You can read discussion of...

What We Learned Against Oakland

The Rangers wasted an opportunity to finally end all chance of a comeback in the West. However, by winning one, the Rangers did enough to keep the A's comfortably in the rear view mirror.

What We Learned Against Minnesota

The Rangers beat a team that is likely going to play in October. Yes, that's right, the Rangers have the ability to do that.

What We Learned In Baltimore

The Rangers survived a difficult East Coast road trip battered & bruised, but not broken. The AL West lead is still at a comfortable 8 games and the pesky Baltimore Orioles are in the rear view mirror.

What We Learned In Tampa

With a stacked deck going into a series that would have been difficult to win without injuries or gaffes, the Rangers went to St. Pete and got swept by the Rays. What does it mean? Well, not as much as you might think.

Cliff Lee Didn't Deserve That

That was a game in which you could definitively say that the Rangers missed their injured regulars.↵↵Did we just listen to perhaps the final refrain of the Joaquin Arias sorrowful...

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