Christopher Fittz was born and raised in the gambling haven of
Northwest Louisiana in a house that was paved over and became a casino parking lot. In Northwest Louisiana, the Dallas area teams are the
home team.
Now aged 27, he resides in Oakland, CA where he masquerades as a comedy writer who happens to write for Lone Star Ball and SB Nation Dallas. He finds a lot of humor in sports. He isn't a virgin.
Email him at apoplecticfittz@gmail.com
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Surreality: In Memoriam - Jan 1 on SB Nation Dallas
The Texas Rangers Win The American League Pennant - Oct 24 on SB Nation Dallas
What We Learned Against Detroit - Sep 17 on SB Nation Dallas
What We Learned Against New York - Sep 14 on SB Nation Dallas
What We Learned In Toronto - Sep 10 on SB Nation Dallas
The Final Out - Sep 26 on SB Nation Dallas
Myrtle Beach To Serve As Rangers High A Affiliate - Sep 17 on SB Nation Dallas
Mark Prior Signs Minor League Deal With Rangers - Sep 3 on SB Nation Dallas
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Rangers Off Day Video - Aug 12 on SB Nation Dallas
Post Angels Series Fun - Aug 1 on SB Nation Dallas
What We Learned Against Oakland - Jul 30 on SB Nation Dallas
What We Learned Against Anaheim - Jul 26 on SB Nation Dallas
What We Learned in Detroit - Jul 22 on SB Nation Dallas
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