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Christopher Fittz

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Christopher Fittz was born and raised in the gambling haven of Northwest Louisiana in a house that was paved over and became a casino parking lot. In Northwest Louisiana, the Dallas area teams are the home team. Now aged 27, he resides in Oakland, CA where he masquerades as a comedy writer who happens to write for Lone Star Ball and SB Nation Dallas. He finds a lot of humor in sports. He isn't a virgin. Email him at apoplecticfittz@gmail.com

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Why Letting Rhadigan Go Was The Right Move

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The John Rhadigan hiring and now firing saga has been an usual story of how the nice guy finishes last when he is put in a position to fail.

What The Rangers Learned In Detroit

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The Rangers lost a series, the league's MVP and confidence in Mark Lowe, but they did not lose their swagger.

What The Rangers Learned Against Seattle

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The Rangers have begun their 2011 campaign with their best record since 1996. The 6-0 homestand has the Rangers up three games in the AL West already and serves notice to the American League that...

What The Rangers Learned Against Boston

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A look back at the Opening Weekend series with the Boston Red Sox vs. Texas Rangers.

A Blasphemer's Look At Michael Young

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Perhaps someone can enlighten me on just why it is that Michael Young is so revered that his absence is more important to a fan of the team than the team itself.

Surreality: In Memoriam

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2010 had its final page closed as we open the book on 2011. What does that mean for you, the Texas Rangers fan? It is a time to reflect one last time before turning those eyes fully toward the future.

The Texas Rangers Win The American League Pennant

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The Rangers have secured their place in the minds of every baseball fan and in the hearts of Rangers fans everywhere.

The Final Out

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I was lucky enough to be in the MLB city that the Rangers happened to be in when they clinched the 2010 American League West Division Championship. Naturally, I went to the game to watch it happen....

Myrtle Beach To Serve As Rangers High A Affiliate

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In addition to the news of the Round Rock Express becoming the Triple-A affiliate of the Texas Rangers, the Rangers have announced today that they will affiliate with the Myrtle Beach Pelicans to...

What We Learned Against Detroit

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The Rangers finished off their non-AL West schedule for 2010 with an impressive seven game winning streak. Including a two-game sweep of the Tigers and 5-0 homestand.

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